Why don't I have big boobs? :(
Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must...
“What are you doing to my face?” “Just trust me on this one”
If I called you “cowboy” would that upset you? That is what “caballero” means in English, right? Or maybe it means knight… Anywho, didn’t your mommy tell you creeping was bad? But as long as you never intend to rape me I guess you can enjoy my “blog” d: From the boring office desk of Rachel Valentine Shuford. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you...
hammer-man asked: how's your summer going?
Reblog if you want to kiss someone right now.
I'm a girl, and I find Blue Mountain State...
REBLOG if when ever you walk in to the doctors,...
WHY CAN'T MY LIFE BE LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB'S?
Just building a rocket: Or fighting a mummy: Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower: Maybe discovering something that doesn’t exist: Well.. not giving a monkey a shower: But surfing tidal waves! Creating nanobots! And locating Frakenstein’s brain! Finding a Dodo bird: Or painting a continent: Maybe driving my sister insane! But then there’s a whole lot of stuff to do...
That awkward moment when you first introduce 2 of...
And they like each other: And then they get really close: And then they’re always talking: And then finally they start making plans without you: So you’re like: Bitch pay attention to me!
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
In public I’m just like: But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did: And then I realize: